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“Utanyonya ama nipee uncle,” man narrates how beautiful lady costed him a job

March 28, 2023
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A kenyan man has left netizens in stitches after narrating a hilarious account of how he ended up alighting at Mwea, kilometers away from Embu, where he was supposed to alight. While speaking in a TikTok video, the man identified as Triple XX said that he was going for an interview at Embu town from Chuka. His journey was smooth until a beautiful lady boarded the matatu he was traveling in and sat next to him. "Lakini madem wa Kenya mkuwe serious at times. So kuna hii day niliitwa interview Embu town. Mimi huyo, nikachukua matatu hapo chuka. Kufika tu Runyenjes....sema mali safi. Akainga akakaa next me. But alikuwa amebeba kamkid," he narrated. The matatu did not move a long distance before the lady began breastfeeding the kid. "Kindogo kindogo hivi, nikaona mrembo amefungua blouse akatoa kitu safi akaanza kunyonyesha mtoi. Of course macho hayana pazia." According to Triple XX, the lady must have noticed that he was enjoying the whole scene. So she decided to take advantage. "Nimekaa hii tu then I heard her say 'nyonya ama nipee uncle' while smiling at me. Sema mambo kuchemka." The whole mess made the man miss the interview after alighting at Mwea, a town that is Kilometers away past Embu town. "For sure I don't know what happened but nilijipata Runyenjes because after every few minutes she would tease me with the precious assets. Ivo ndivyo interview iliisha na nikamiss an opportunity to have a job."

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“Nitatumia Kiberiti Mtoto anifanane,” Woman begs man for a healthier seed

March 26, 2023
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A Whatsapp conversation between a man and who appeared to be his 'mpango wa kando' has elicited mixed reactions among Kenyans online. This after the lady requested for a 'better seed' from the man, adding that she will use matchbox powder to disguise the plan. In the conversation, the wife revealed that his husband had gone to Mombasa for a 1-week trip. She suspected that his hubby would cheat on her while there. "Ako Mombasa for a 1-week business trip. But I'm sure anaenda kunicheza na wasichana wake 😭. As a revenge plan, the lady went ahead and requested the man to give her a better seed, adding that she wanted a tall, dark and intelligent child. "By the way I need a favor. Nataka mbegu yako.... I need a tall, dark and intelligent child like you 😍," She said. The man was reluctant to the idea but the Lady had a master plan. She would use matchbox powder to make the kid look like her. "Nimejua siri... Nitatumia ile powder ya kiberiti.. mtoi atafanana na mimi kabisa." She added. " I'll come unielezee but I'm afraid if he finds out. I will have betrayed my friend. Use of Kiberiti not new in Kenya This is not the first incident in Kenya.In 2021, another Whatsapp conversation involving use of Kiberiti to disguise cheating, lit the internet. The conversation involved wife of a teacher who had gone for KCSE marking. The lady who wanted to have a steamy moments with the man revealed that she would use matchbox powder to make the kid appear like her. "....huyu mjinga ataenda KCSE marking. I will be yours for two weeks 🤗🤗🤗 🙈. Soon, lazima nibebe mimba yako. I will be on my fertile days, dont disappoint. ..... Don't worry.Nitaweka Kiberiti.Atatoka akinifanana," she said.

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Harmonize to share wealth with former wife after losing court case

March 2, 2023
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IMG 20230302 055113 jpg Harmonize to share wealth with former wife after losing court case

Popular Tanzanian singer Rajab Abdul Kahali popularly known as Harmonize lost in a court case against his former wife. The…

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“Bado Nakupenda,” Samidoh Beautiful Message To Karen Nyamu

February 9, 2023
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Meet Mashirima Kapombe’s Adorable Son She Has Sired With Comedian Captain Otoyo

February 9, 2023
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News anchor Mashirima Kapombe is one of the most private celebrities, making it more special when she give Kenyans a glimpses of her personal life. Her son, Kenga, is the light of her life and whenever she posts pictures or videos of him, it is impossible not to feel a warm feeling in our hearts. Kenga is a product of Kapombe’s relationship with comedian Kazungu Matano, popularly known as Captain Otoyo Sibuor. Although the journalist is raising Kenga as a single mother, the two have created a beautiful and handsome son. Earlier on on Mashirima denied being married to the comedian. While responding to a fan, Mashirima dismissed the rumours that she is married. "I am not married," she said. On February 7, 2023, the Citizen Tv journalist shared photos of her son, showing his growth and wishing him a happy birthday. "Eight years and counting. Happy birthday my darling Kenga ❤️ You are my everything!" the elated mother said. The mother of one's fans joined her in celebrating her son, and one of her followers, commented on her post and he said: Mashirima and Kenga have a close bond, as evidenced by a throwback video that Mashirima shared before his birthday. The video shows the two lip syncing to a nursery rhyme, and Mashirima expressed her love for her son in the post. The mother of one also shared a picture of herself and Kenga supporting a local entrepreneur who sells cashew nut products. The two visited the Made in Kenya Extravaganza and showed their support for the vendor, Kaya Nuts. Kenga was even able to bring home a load of treats. Mashirima and Kenga also have a silly side, which they showed in a funny skit to promote Woman’s Hope. The proud Giriama mother played the customer, and Kenga, who inherited his father’s acting skills and sense of humor, played the shopkeeper. Their chemistry was contagious, and fans took to the comment section to express their enjoyment

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“I know I’m Ugly but Confident,” Shakilla and Vishy Exchange Words

February 3, 2023
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David Moyah Overbooked For Valentines Day

February 2, 2023
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Kenyan master of surprises Moyah David has revealed that he is overbooked ahead of valentines Day. The flawless dancer disclosed…

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“My dowry is 1M,” Faith Vaati Musyoki Tells Mulamwah

February 1, 2023
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Faith Vaati Musyoki says her dowry is ksh. 1 million

Faith Vaati Musyoki says her Dowry is ksh.1M Kenyan internet sensation Faith Vaati Musyoki has revealed that she will not…

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